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tesoro Jul 17, 2007

World's Shortest Fairytale Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "will you marry me?' The girl said "NO" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with her friends, alwa...

thefunkyfresh Jul 17, 2007

you forgot the part about what happened after she maxed out all her credit cards, realized she didn't have a job, and went to jail for tax evasion because she didn't know she had to pay taxes and s...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHA! yeaaaa...not true of all women, but true of me. i need someone to keep me in check. :) (But most guys need that too!)

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

This cracked me up! I have no credit cards or debt but, maybe I could work on my cooking skills. It's hilarious that most guys I know could whip me in the kitchen. sNoB being put in check: "Wife your cooking skills DOWN IN THE GUTTER rectify immediately...that is all."

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

either you marry rich so you can hire someone to cook for you OR you marry a guy that can cook! LOL

one of my good friends, her hubby LOVES cooking and she hates it, so they have a deal, he cooks, she cleans up the mess. they've been married 10 years and it totally works. lol *he cooks SO good too

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

It's scary how well this would work.
Actually I want to learn to be a decent cook but, should I fail in this respect...I actually LUV cleaning (ridiculously so bordering OCD) so this would be a GREAT compromise HA!
See this Gina you're indispensable better than like, American Express Don't leave home without you and I never do all I have to do is press G in my phone & *POOF* INSTANT WISDOM =P

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

i will teach you how to cook!! Tell Talina she should have a Pampered Chef party and you will learn!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i have a couple friends who there husband does ALL of the cooking and cleaning plus has full time jobs.

not my ideal, but im sure its theirs!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah i couldn't let my hubby do the cleaning, if he wants to help GREAT. but i like things JUST so AND im old school....i feel its my place to do that. now cooking...same thing if he wants to and is a good cook...have at it! LOL

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

well not that i think that its MY place or HIS place to do anything, i just feel like its give & take. having your husband do everything is well.....lazy. haha well not if you do just as much work outside. i guess i dont know their whole situation. no judging :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

im just old school like that :P but yeah i see your point...i'd think the wife was lazy if he did everything.

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