Carla: "Is that ugly robot shooting a laser beam into the crib?"
Turk: "That robot is Optimus Prime and I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him ugly."
same episode
carla: j.d. you think he's kidding last thanksgiving i walked in on turk and his mom cuddling.
--j.d. in head.(turk is very protective of his mom)
turk: carla you're just mad because your mom is dead.
So much better than me quoting it wrong! :)