Things Ive learned...lets see.
People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me.
When you get married, you play a lot less guitar, but its ok cuz you dont need to as much.
trying to be the life of the party by eating whole walnuts is a VERY bad idea. not right then, but later.
I can do a spot on vocal impression of Dan Hill. I figured this out by doing a really really bad Keanu.
I love my wife with every bone in my body but i hate when she types "kool".
when you get your appendix out, you can finally read those books you never read (proclaimers), watch those movies you havent seen (dances with wolves) and get free cookies mailed to you.
Not everyone got the memo at the end of eleventh grade to quit "lol"ing.
Pioneer school beats International Convention. Sorry Europe.
The precise time to heat 6 chewy chips ahoy in the microwave is 33 seconds.
Its almost time in my life to trade in my punk studded belt for a white hipster one.
I only like Guiness on-tap, not of those draught can things. And Wheat beers are awesome.
The amount of skateboarding I now do is non-existant.
I used to be fine when i was single, but now if Tinas working, i never seem to even try to make food. Its a brownie and lemonade night, again.
Chris Carrabba is a boy band.
The Motorola Razr is the worst invention known to man.
All those dudes macking to girls at conventions and such look really transparent and lame. Info i couldve used when i was 16.
My hips dont lie.
Word.
why play guitar? you got the girl already!
oh, and try a guiness and smithwick's black and tan. unreal.
Yes you do look like the Verizon guy. Now everyone knows since Tina posted your wedding album. Haha...
THIS is great! def had me busting up with:
/People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me.
yeah well i do a really good adam impression, all i do is close my eyes and pretend i'm a short chris carraba - BAM!
I'm actually a half inch taller. Check yo self befrore you wreck yo self, Emeril.
the fact that you knew that is sad.
you love him just as much as i do. admit it.....
*fist pumping* MAAAAAAAKING OUT!!!
HAHA! it's crazy how none of you people feel foolish screaming that one line. i saw DC live with Weezer and 1/2 the place was singing the DC songs and they sang that part all loud and proud...
makin' out. haha. in my old age i call it: passionately displaying physically affectionate familiarity. or PDPAF.
I hate PDPDPAF (public displays of passionately displaying physically affectionate familiarity)
PDPDAF is gross. I just want to throw a drink on them or something!
check out dashboard unplugged. thewalkhome, front & center...
another one of those...."hey that's your husband" moments.
i rememeber seeing him, and was like....hey, i KNOW that guy! haha yea, that guy is your hubby now. weird.
i know i remember you calling me and telling me that the guy from the walk home was in that... i was like are you sure? hahaha
all of you leave me alone. especially jahanna and tina. jahina.
hahahha, this made me giggle. meep meep.
adam asked me why you say things like "meep meep, meow, rah...etc." i told him it just makes sense. he said its our own little none understanding language.
haha, it does. sometimes, stuff just does not make sense without adding an expletive.
ex·ple·tive (ěk'splĭ-tĭv)
n.
An exclamation or oath, especially one that is profane, vulgar, or obscene.
what does MEEP actually mean?!?!?!?!?!
WRONG! The word expletive comes from the Latin verb explere, meaning "to fill", via expletivus, "filling out".
OR
Syntactic expletives are words that perform a syntactic role but contribute nothing to meaning
Meep conveys more of a feeling than an actual MEANING.
we are all now DUMBER from reading these 2 statements... please throw out your keyboards and never type on this forum again for the love of GOD!
Oh Tina, bringing back the infamous quoting from dictionary.com
Weird. My sister and I communicate in "mow"s and "rah"s.
I thought my card in which the Verizon guy's life was ended was a good way to put an end to that comparison. Perhaps that link is as hard to sever as people calling me Forrest Gump. Bright side: people don't liken you to a "simple" man-fictional or not.
Very true. And the card was a welcome end to the bane of my existence. And the cookies you sent were great. Life is like a box of cookies. Or chocolates. Wait. I'm sorry that was uncalled for.
the only fun part of the FG thing is when I see my friend Jenny and she says Hey For-Rest and I say Jen-Nye.
i just caught the "6 chips ahoy cookie" thing. Whenever i bring home those cookies, Austin eats no less than a sleeve a sitting....what is that like 12? sick.
I have to watch myself because I almost accomplished that feat the other night while watching the Mets game... the only thing that stopped me was that I was out of milk...
i know exactly what you mean
LIAR! if you knew anyhting about chewy chips ahoy, you'd know they dont come in sleeves like regular chips ahoy. Instead, they are seperated in little segregational plastic dividers. LIAR! Embarrassed now, arent you?
ewww, no. i never get the chewy kind, they're gross. we both like the original.
pennsylvania. figures. oh snap.
hahha, you don't make any sense, NY traitor.
whatever...jersey may be new yorks armpit, but pennsy is new yorks dinglebery.
I have such a man-crush on you its not even funny
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHHA you're gross. lol