took this picture on saturday. a decorative rooster and a brick. proximately too close to each other for me NOT to stage a photograph.
haha i was totally there
ha. were you the tall blonde shy kid?
That was great! Nice job on that shot haha
such a proud and regal rooster
yep that was me. i was not much fun, i know. i'm not really a drinker, so i didn't want to play any beer pong or anything. mostly i just chilled and talked to jon smith and dougie and adina.
Beer pong... What a wholesome Christian game. Haha... Nothing like being forced to chug beer everytime you lose.
Yo JP was Vinny DJing the party?
No. I wish. He's great.
Where was this party at?
Howell
Was this at Gina's house?
no. i dont live on the east.
Not you Gina :P I was talking about Gina O'Connor from south Jersey...
giac. we should totally have a party. and not make it a sausage fest. it would be called "mack attack 07."
JP that sounds great unfortunately unless some mysterious event that results in the transporting of several great single sisters moving into this area it will inevitably result in just yet another Sausage Fest (there are just too many in this area now)... the years of the "Mack Attack" parties are far gone, how sad...
What's a Sausage Fest ??? Oh yeah can you ask Vinny if there's a program that can split the background track from the vocals of a song?
c'mon, use context clues
hahaha! i havent heard that since i was in school in english class.
i knowww. i was surprised when it came into my head, all covered in cobwebs, smelling like bubblegum. had to say it.
Hmmmmm nope.
i don't blame you one bit, man. for the record... the cups weren't filled all the way. just like one swallow, lol. i'm a total light-weight. not physically... just alcoholically.
did you know who i was?
haha i could tell there must not have been much beer, because nobody was acting stupid or like they had too much.
there were a few guys who seemed familiar like i had met before but didn't know for sure who they were. one of them was probably you, haha.
He should have stood out. He's a sumo wrestler.
i didn't see any sumo wrestlers there. i did leave kind of early though, maybe the sumo bus arrived later. if so, i would hope they would jump in the pool with me.
I walked in with a few dudes [haha]. I was the stocky [couple hundred pounds short of sumo], friendly guy, brown shirt. I introduced myself to everyone sitting at the patio table [sorry corey]. You all assumed I hadn't heard of where you all were from.
HAHAHAHA! thats awesome.
ps why is it a complete sausage fest in the backround?
Hey JP and Five... why was it a sausage fest??
no chicks, bro. no chicks.
nowadays chicks are so down on themselves that when they throw parties they invite ALL guys, so that there's no competition and they can have a better chance at meeting someone swell.
it's a sick, sad, and selfish practice!
i don't know if that's what went on here, since i didn't know the host, but that's the way it looks sometimes...
it was a spectacular sausage bonanza. i felt bad for my single pals. i have a girlfriend, so i had a good time with the yard fixture gags, flip cup, and beer pong.
there were like 30 guys and 6 girls. no joke.
It must have been a jersey party... I actually feel bad for any single guys who honestly think they are going to find a girl at any party thrown by a girl. It is exactly as you mentioned before... Sausage Fest... most girls who throw parties will have a majority of guys and unattractive single females...
i feel really bad for you guys.
Dont be... it all comes with living here on the east coast
you mean jerz, cause im pretty sure li is 95% female
Yeah, but since Tesoro got married and moved to PA, there is no point in meeting any other females from there because the best one left...
b-b-b-bwhat?!
HAHAHA! whaaaaaat?!? Courtney is available. wink wink nudge nudge. haha :)
Are you trying to hint something?!
Who is this courtney person?
okay, really now, its starting to get creepy. youve made about 5 different comments about jahanna,
get over it dude.
shes married.
i think you too have to come to grips with the fact that she's married. the way you guys talk to each other is a tad on the ghey side.
jealous?
Your just jealous I dont and never did talk to you like that...
You get over it
PWN'T
Austin said he's going to smack you up.
pow pow.
lol
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Did you find something funny?
your face.
the fact that if you thought for .00000000001 second that i would want to be part of your imaginary fantasy of a world boggles my mind.
Now thats just harsh Tina...
incidentally, i got there about 7...i came with a girl, and just like a couple guys were there. so right off the bat, there were probably more girls there. then my friend left, and about a hundred guys came, so the scales were tipped.
do i see, lucas cain, cerrato, ty and hunkpapapapapapaP?
and i think thats also courtney's badunkadunk.
i shoulda photoshopped everyone out of this pic, lol. the point of the pic is the ROOSTER OBSTRUCTION!
dude i swear to God that looks like me in the foreground but it isn't
it took me a while, but i finally got this. hilarious.
Matt, marriage is making you slow...
welcome to the thread, matt