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coreyfeldman Jul 23, 2007

Someone stole my patio table and chairs!! So I got home late last night from the in-laws, I had been out of town with Liam for 5 days. Our back porch door was wedged open - not good - so we cree...

flomojopoanode Jul 23, 2007

did you ever listen to that dane cook joke about kicking in a door, because he wanted to rob stuff, only to realize that he only wanted to kick in doors?

brotherman Jul 23, 2007

Yeah, that was great.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

have you ever REALLY kicked in a door? it's awesome.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah. I won't go into details. Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 funny

i'm betting it's a footnote in the ex-wife story

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brothermanOG 2004

No, a sibling.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah it was great... until i realized once my dad found out i broke his door and i was going to be killed. then i'm scrambling trying to fix the stupid door

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