Surfing around Monster, I just saw a job ad for "Religious Opportunities" with the "US Navy" listed as the employer.

this reminds me of high school and army recruitor singled me out and asked me to enlist. i told him i was one of Jehovah's Witness and he was like "that's not going to be a problem, young man. we...

hahaha. You shoulda said in reponse: "Oh... serve a lot of cannibal meals and bloody food stuffs, do ya? That's my dietary restrictions these days. At any rate, I only shoot to kill what I wil...

i am marking this post "insane"