Things Ive learned...lets see. People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me. Wh...

I thought my card in which the Verizon guy's life was ended was a good way to put an end to that comparison. Perhaps that link is as hard to sever as people calling me Forrest Gump. Bright side: ...

Very true. And the card was a welcome end to the bane of my existence. And the cookies you sent were great. Life is like a box of cookies. Or chocolates. Wait. I'm sorry that was uncalled for.