Things Ive learned...lets see. People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me. Wh...

i just caught the "6 chips ahoy cookie" thing. Whenever i bring home those cookies, Austin eats no less than a sleeve a sitting....what is that like 12? sick.

LIAR! if you knew anyhting about chewy chips ahoy, you'd know they dont come in sleeves like regular chips ahoy. Instead, they are seperated in little segregational plastic dividers. LIAR! Embar...