Things Ive learned...lets see. People think its cool to come up to me and say i look like ther verizon guy. or elvis costello (very ok with me) or darlene from "rosanne" (not cool with me. Wh...

i just caught the "6 chips ahoy cookie" thing. Whenever i bring home those cookies, Austin eats no less than a sleeve a sitting....what is that like 12? sick.

I have to watch myself because I almost accomplished that feat the other night while watching the Mets game... the only thing that stopped me was that I was out of milk...