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theremin thereminOG 2002

iwz iwz

she is my hero

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

that was so painful to watch. i wanna smack her.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

OHHH MY GAWWWD...i dont know how mario lopez kept a straight face. i would've had the "are you kidding me" face and would be laughing.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

he was grinning like an idiot so he was probably thinking about how he was going to ask her out after the show.

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

Did you ask how MARIO LOPEZ kept a straight face? As if the sprawling career of Mario Lopez testifies as to his superior intellect and above-average sense of self-awareness? This is the man who, as A.C. Slater, wore a jerry-curl mullet along with a chocolate colored unitard and wrestled Valley high as cheerleaders chanted a cheeer that Chaucer himself would be envious of: "B, Buh-B, Buh-Buh-Buh-B, B; B, Buh-B, Buh-Buh-Buh-B, Go Bayside!"

superhero superheroOG 2004

you're very angry. and obviously not that busy since you took the time to type that all out

thewalkhome thewalkhomeOG 2003

Truth be told, I cut and pasted the b-buh -b part.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

either way....he's on tv, we're on the internet musing. he's made more money than we are and we are uh on the internet musing. lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

thats the point.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i just want to smack her in the forehead and stamp her with a sign that say "you blew it!!"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

although with her words she didn't express a coherent thought, I feel that she definitely answered the question why 1 out of 5 americans can't locate the US on a map...

theremin thereminOG 2002

hahaha yeh i guess she did - living example.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

LOL

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

...we are all now dumber for having listened to that. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol! good reference.

wait, didn't your sister think that canada was part of the US?

beachbum beachbumOG 2002

maybe she's one of those people in the US that don't have a map, OK!! hahaha I seriously don't think we have the same genes sometimes.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

it would be funny if she threw in "world peace" and "feed the hungry" in there too

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

and promoted vegetarianism in third world countries. lol

malibu malibuOG 2001

hahah i love just friends sooo much!! the way the two brothers continually beat eachother up &love their mom is hysterical. and a jersey classic.

superhero superheroOG 2004

i was going to write my favorite line from this movie but i can't

so let me just say it's funny

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

haha is it when they're in the bar and he screams "IMMMM BUSY" and then she screams back "IMMMMMM BUSY...." lol

katiedid katiedidFounder

Totally one of my favorite movies too! So many funny parts! When you said you couldn't quote the line this is EXACTLY the one I thought of cause of the ending and that every time he heard it Mike would laugh so hard he couldn't breathe. "Raise your hand if your brother's a ..." lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

oh, man, one of my favorite comedies of all time. sooo funny. the brother always yelling and stuff had me dying. "MOMMMMM MOMMMMMM! TRUCE!" he was my favorite part along with the pop singer girl. wicked funny.

"dinkleman?! dude, he's JERSEY! he skis in his jeans!"

everyone should enjoy this stupid movie.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

"you california people are SO dramatic" lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

"I'm sorry I'm the most boring person EVER! I'm sorry I'm not poor! I'm sorry I don't have a fat @%%!"

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

yeah this movie is just too hilarious! its in my top 10

iwz iwz

she defended herself on the Today Show this morning. the video is here: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20053504,00.html

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

Please. what kind of defense is "i wasn't ready for the question"

iwz iwz

but, but, but North Africa!

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alexOG 2001

people this dumb should be put to sleep...and something tells me that most people from south carolina are that dumb.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

people as ignorant as you should be put to sleep.

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hipchickOG 2001

you need to spell it ig'nant

like a real pennsylvanian would...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

you're pretty secure under your allias arentcha? i know secrets that you wouldn't want revealed.

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hipchickOG 2001

if anybody searched ezabel they would know who i was...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i know, richard.

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hipchickOG 2001

sooooo then you really you dont know anything more then anyone else there skippy...

i win

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

richard?

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alexOG 2001

weeelll no one likes you, so why don't you shut your stunty little mouth.

and even if i was "put to sleep" at least there would be lots of people at my funeral. at yours it would be you and your girlfriend punkprincess, and maybe your husband...because no one likes you.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

certain people on here will remember working for IBS and supporting people from north and south carolina... i hate to encourage stereotyping but seriously i don't think the education standards are even close

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hipchickOG 2001

i believe those certain people would agree with you.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yes, that's true the education standards are def. lower, same thing here in PA, but to call them "dumb" is dumb.

(Last week i used the word decadent at work, and two of the girls didn't know what it meant)

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alexOG 2001

that's because decadent is a stupid word (except when eddy vedder says it).

and it is not dumb to call people from south carolina dumb. the average iq is like between 90 and 100 or something...last time i checked, that's pretty dumb.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

so how is it that you came across the information that "the average iq is like between 90 and 100 or something".

that really sounds like you know what you're talking about.

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alexOG 2001

well why don't you look it up? i guarantee that i am right.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

http://www.zombietime.com/iq_of_2004_voters_by_state/

wow... if this is right, california is second to last

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

actually they may now be last... somebody may have juuust brought the average down a little more :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hmph, so it seems like the north east is the smartest and the further you go south and west it gets lower and lower. i definatly see why Mississippi is the lowest, because i think it is also the poorest state in the nation.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

thats only based on voters - lame. get REAL statistics...lol

socalgal socalgalOG 2003
punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 socalgal

i dont understand why you would post that....cali is still in the lowest percentile.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 punkprincess

do i care if its the lowest? Not at all. im not dumb so i dont care.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 socalgal

i think it's pretty funny.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 socalgal

...................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?

jk

hahahaha

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 socalgal

yea, that is pretty much how i feel about PA. You're right, it doesn't really matter because, neither me or my husband are dumb. but it is a little annoying living in a lower intelligence area. because i feel like i come across as stuck up, because i can talk about certain things, or use "big" words, that people don't understand. but i don't do it on purpose, and i'm not going to dumb myself down. ya know?

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 tesoro

here...what makes us the lowest is because of the illegals. but who cares ya know....peeps there are just jealous cause you are educated. its not your fault.

its like an ugly person being jealous cause you're pretty. its not your fault you're pretty! lol

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 socalgal

hahahhahahha, so funny. i love when people don't like you cuz you're pretty. it's fun.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 tesoro

i know right? its like "um ok...sorry your family has bad genes" lol

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alexOG 2001 tesoro

i love when ugly people think they are pretty. it makes me laugh.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

me too hahahahahahahahaha (im laughing AT you not WITH you)

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

sorry, you have to be at least four feet tall to talk to me. NEXT!!!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

im sorry sweety you have to be atleast 21 to talk to me...go play in the sand pit with the other youngsters.

hahahhahahhahahha, NICE!

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

oh no!!! i'm only nineteen!!! i wish i was twenty one so i could drink legally! your better than me because your older. i'm sure you have so much fun with your husband and at your day job.

everyone knows you would kill to be nineteen again.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 alex

are you kidding? being married is the best thing ever. (And tina doesnt have a day job, she's batgirl).

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alexOG 2001 tesoro

yeah, okay. i'm sure being married is really fun. especially for your husband. im surprised he hasn't killed you. trust me eighteen and nineteen are the greatest years of your life. trust me, i don't envy you.

why don't you both go make some veggie burgers for your girlie husbands, and then clean the house. that should be really fun.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 alex

i'm pretty sure both of our husbands could whoop you.

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alexOG 2001 tesoro

yeah if by "whoop" you mean have gay intercourse with one another.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

im sorry i just have to take a minute out of fighting to sing this....

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

its funny how you say that like its NOT true. its like someone letting out a fake laugh just so that they dont really laugh when theyre annoyed at someone. you know you hate being a teenager...with all that teen angst. i want attention...mommy daddy...please help the older girls are picking on me!!!!

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

you still act like your 14, sooo whatever dude. keep posting things, i like making you guys look stupid.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

do i? well according to you i guess i should be jumping for joy, considering my best years are jsut about to come...

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

no, that's the thing. your an over the hill house wife, but you ave the mentality of a fourteen year old. plus, your probably to fat to jump for anything.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 alex

http://tinyurl.com/ys9fwp just saying...whos "ugly"

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

well i don't know who that fat chick next to me is, but i am looking hot in that picture. keep posting pictures of me. i like looking at myself.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder punkprincess

ok guys, enough. im delete responses after this point. you respond, i delete, comprende?

thank you daddy. youre the fine moral compass that we should all bow to.

DELETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 rocksupastar

HI poopface

hehe i made you respond.

iwz iwz ilikebirds

omg thai used the Reply button. the Prevaricator and Ultimate Dominator Admin of Redsweater has prevailed!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder iwz

you can thank me for this....

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alexOG 2001 punkprincess

all im saying is i think it's pretty obvious who the better looking person is in that picture.

I thought I'd get made fun of less in CT than PA for my vocabulary, but people here don't like big words either. :(

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder socalgal

come on guys... this was funny!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 socalgal

yea, that's about the same as the other statistics.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, so you are pretty much totally wrong. because NC is 100.2 which is about the average for the country. EHHHH, WRONG. sorry.

i love when people are so adament about crap that they don't have a clue about.

thanks for making me chuckle. :)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

oh, so you were slightly right, SC has an average of 98. i looked at NC.

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

she's so stupid, its funny

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

yep.

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