nuke is such a weird word.

yea, like who would wanna "nuke" their food? seriously, it just makes it sound so unappetizing.

yea, i know, i feel like i'd start glowing after eating food that was "nuked"

i make sure i dont stand in front of a microwave.. lol maybe its just me but id rather not have micro waves flowing through my body...

then move to another planet...how do u think cell phones work?

when i first started working at my job everyone was all "cell phones cause cancer" i said "cancer causes cancer" why does everything cause cancer and the weirdest things supposedly prevent it

you know what, my mom always said sleeping with the electric blanket on causes cancer, but i said hey if i'm gonna die at least i'll die WARM

funny my mom told me i'd start a fire if i slept with it on. so i asked her what's the point of having one. and she said use it when you're awake. and i said the heat puts me to sleep. and she ...

ever heard of spontaneous human combustion? that's right: electric blankets.