lesson learned: the subways of NYC are unsafe at 11:30 at night

yeah. bums don't flush. ew.

if only that was it, i would have been much happier!!

Spill Muffy, you get mugged or something?

no, but I think we almost did. We were on the subway and this guy gets on and he had his hand in his pocket like he had a gun. And he was begging and telling this story like the man is trying to ...

that was me. it's part of my nightly show. i've been practicing a lot, trying to improve my act. sorry i scared you so bad.

are you black and weigh 250 lbs??