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juicymango Oct 31, 2007

so basically she doesn't believe in herself but in actuality she is good and she got the job good concept but I think the "self-loathing" is a bit overdone? Especially if she tells herself she h...

fivezero Oct 31, 2007

well, try to explain it to me, please. i need feedback. tell me, mango, how exactly do YOU meltdown? lol anddd i'm thinking of getting kiddo to do this. i'm almost afraid to ask.

juicymango Oct 31, 2007

lol i duno if it's just me? but it seems like the whole "panic attack, run into the bathroom to throw up" is a guy kind of response. girls, back me up. like when a girl is unsure of herself ... ...

fivezero Nov 1, 2007

i don't know, yo. i want this to be silent, so no "oh, i feel like a dork" or any fast talking. maybe the bathroom throw up thing is a bit much. maybe i'll think of something different.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

haha oh it's silent. I didn't know. Hmm maybe like runs into the bathroom and turns on the cold water as if she's gonna splash her face in it but instead lets the cold water run and just stares at herself in the mirror with an annoyed expression

girl lost in thought, hmm that sounds like something i would do hahaha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

and then maybe the toilet flushes or someone comes in so she kinda jolts out of it and takes a deep breath, turns off the water, moves on, i duno haha.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

how bout pan over to the toilet and theres a big deuce in there... then zoom in real tight on it

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

HAHAHA! that would be completely unexpected and awesome. i know how to make a hollywood duece too. take 3 snickers bars, 4 peanut butter cups, and a payday and put them in the microwave for 7 seconds. take them out and mold up a good sized log. it looked perfectttt. it definitely would have made me gag if it didn't spell so freaking good.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

nice!!! if that's the case, then have her reach in and take a bite... then turn to the camera and say "IT'S DELICIOUS!! MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS ARE RESOLVED!!" - fin annnnddd credits

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you've inspired me. i'm going to make a real short movie with a log like that. i'll do it this weekend and post it on monday or tuesday. it looks really GROSS, BUT we DID eat it! shoulda filmed it. actually, i don't know how people would react to watching people eat a chocolate peanuty nougat turd.... we'll see. ian just might scrape that one too, lol.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAHAHHAHAH, ew! that is so vile!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

well i'm glad (and surprised) that my stupid ideas have inspired you

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

it just reminded me of good times.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

it reminded me of that one episode of In Living Color when the homeless guy (damon wayans) had his poo in the pickle jar and he took it out and ate it. SO GROSS but yet SO funny

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

I like this idea. It's more realistic... but it has been done so many times on film!

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