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thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

geez i was so hungry this morning.... i went to eat breakfast and i had eggs, bacon, potatoes, french toast, a yogurt parfait, and a bagel with cream cheese and jelly... and i'm not even full! wha...

brotherman Nov 1, 2007

Alex was telling me the other night how you eat 6 huge meals a day. Fatboy! Hahaha...

thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

ahhh, he eats just as much

brotherman Nov 1, 2007

Yeah, I told him that metabolism will deteriorate in time. You're at the tail end of that buddy. A few more years and you are done. LOL!

thefunkyfresh Nov 1, 2007

nah i've got at least 10 or 15 years left... besides i don't eat junk food and i work out 5 or 6 days most weeks so i should be fine as long as i keep it up

superhero Nov 1, 2007

yeah, wait until you've been married a while and you can't go to the gym as much ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it's definitely tougher now that i'm married but i make sure i get there, hopefully that will continue

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

it's so funny tho everyone's always like "you just wait there sonny until you get fat and lazy like me!!! then you won't be working out so much!"

superhero superheroOG 2004

yeah, i never thought i'd say that until it became harder and harder. now i go to the gym at lunch, 3 - 4 days/week. my days of working out 5 - 6/week are completely over.

i remember paulie telling me back when lauren and i were engaged "I gained like 20 pounds when we got married" and i swore in that moment that i never would let that happen. I've gained about 5 lbs in 2 yrs of marriage, so I guess I'm ok with that.

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brothermanOG 2004

Try getting there when you have kids. Its an adventure and you pay twice as much.

theremin thereminOG 2002

Wait, I thought you were a guy. You had kids?

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brothermanOG 2004

Watch it! I'll have Mike Schiano smother you with his D cup man boobs.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah 5 pounds is nothing...

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

lol to a guy 5 lbs is nothing. to a girl, its the end of the world! lol

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brothermanOG 2004

Very true. My gf is only 108. I am hovering around 230. 5 lbs for me is a nose hair. LOL!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

230? wow... ur a cute little guy, thats like my left leg.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

dude, what're you doing to yourself?! what're you up to now?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im like 270ish... more to love baby!

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brothermanOG 2004 rocksupastar

Wow... Those man boobs must be a D cup. LOL!

haha! all boobs should be D cups. girls AND guys!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're right. i lost 5lbs in three days once. working at a granite company. a girl would have to bust her butt for a week to do that. and if she GAINS that much she's ready to hang herself. a guy wants to lose five pounds? all he has to do is stop eating fast food for a week or two.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i remember playing soccer and losing like 8 pounds in a day... true it's all water weight but still

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

yeah, i totally believe that. people who play sports all day lose tons of water weight. i was doing meathead line work. just lifting and walking all day.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

dude, you guys stop eating one meal and you lose 5 lbs! LOL

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

actually when i was away last week i gained some weight, and this week I have already lost 4.5 lbs and still losing!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

and you're probably under 25? lol

englandkid englandkidOG 2003

yeah, but Im not 108 lbs either

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you've always reminded me of Brittany Murphy in Clueless. in the best way possible.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

dude, ive said that to you for years... your whole family can put down food like nobody i have ever seen.

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