back in 1997, i found one with 52,000 dollars, because i was planning on doing this. I still have it. I don't know what to do with it.
show it to your wife and say, "this is my OTHER account. one you don't know about. sorry. i just don't trust you with money."
obviously you want me to create a lot of chaos and confusion in Lauren's mind. That would be wrong, clearly.
