this kid used to hang with us back in the day (no longer in the truth) but such a sick surfer

Satan makes you famous if you quit serving Jehovah, that seems to be the general rule.

famous? let's not go crazy, he's just a surfer

ok, my apologies for offending. If you stop serving Jehovah, Satan makes you exceptionally talented at whatever you may choose to do instead, whether that's professional snowboarding, surfing, m...

Or professional loser.