the lunar eclipse makes me nostalgic i remember sitting on a friend's back porch and watching an eclipse back in 8th grade and listening to Hum "She thinks she missed the train to Mars...

it was so awesome. i had a perfect view of it when i left my house for meeting last night. it was so funny cause i had NO idea of the eclipse happening and i thought there was something wrong wit...

uh ... why were you driving without your glasses? and dont' say "oh i don't need my glasses for driving, only for reading". when people say that while they're in the drivers seat and I'm a passe...

so yeah... im taking ur wife out on a date tonight, is that cool?

im sure its coolio cause im chaperoning...dan trusts me....right?

its ok dan, ill just get lauren a drink like the one she made me... the one that supposedly DIDNT have like TRIPLE the amount of booze in it.

you're a lightweight. don't pretend. also, do not utilize the example of when i was forced to drink mountain dew + southern comfort + schnapps (in the same shot) as an instance of proving i am a...

oh no its not that, its the million other times you drank like half a glass of wine and started singing journey that proves you are a lightweight....

what? JOURNEY? i would rather poke myself in the eyeballs than EVER EVER sing Journey. i feel sick just thinking about it.

Don't stop... Believin...

wow. i forgot how much i hate that individual song, but i have been reminded.

you didnt hate it when you were singing it with me at rockin taco.

Steve Perry rocks