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tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

Hey guys, i need a good setting/intro for my talk on Ananias & Sapphira for next week. The talk is w/ a 14year old girl, so i was thinking something to do w/ school... like a bake sale to raise money for new computers for their school or something, and maybe she'd keep some of the money for herself, i dunno. Thoughts? Suggestions?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

have her say that "some of the kids at school are planning on keeping the money from the girl scout cookies that they sold for themselves" ... because lord knows i love girl scout cookies

(if you are bothered by girl scout cookies you should eat some of them sometime)

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

haha, dork. Yea, i'm doing it on raising money for school computers i'm thinknig, cuz a witness wouldn't raise money for the troops or something. lol Or maybe i should do it, that they are trying to raise money for the people in Burma?

gr, getting started is the hardest part.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

how about she killed someone and she's wondering if she should turn herself into the authorities... i bet nobody's ever done that

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

oh, man. that'd be sooo funny.

"i don't know how it happened. i just kept hitting her until she stopped moving..."

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gizmoEst. 2006 ·

Lol.

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