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superhero Oct 8, 2008

what's it going to take to make this site as interesting as it used to be?

thefunkyfresh Oct 8, 2008

the problem is that we're all old now, many of us are married. There's not that youthful stupidity, the flirting, or the drama anymore. We're all fat and old and just plain boring now. the only ...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Ummmm, i beg to differ.....hahaha

the funky fresh 10/07/2008 10:53AM (#140) [Reply]

what's up fools? i think ya'll should know
i got more gas than macy gray's got fro
I'm the rectal rain man
I'm the dutch oven master
rrrrippin off solos on my ayn stratocaster
Fumigating your residence with my flatulent prose
I'm armed and dayngerous
dealin out death blows
I eat beans, and broccoli, and assorted deli meats,
and five minutes later, we got some block rockin' beats
it's the noxious nectar that sends fools runnin for the streets
i hail from skidmark city, and I drop it like it's hot
And i'll rock this place like it was my personal johnny on the spot

superhero superheroOG 2004

tesoro ... i think we need to hang out in real life and do a bunch of stuff like it's 2001 all over again. soon.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol, i never said we weren't immature!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i do revel in my immaturity. I always thought you had to be mature when you got married, i love that i'm not. Now i think you have to be mature when you have kids. I don't know about that one yet.

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