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thefunkyfresh Oct 7, 2008

what's up fools? i think ya'll should know i got more gas than macy gray's got fro I'm the rectal rain man I'm the dutch oven master rrrrippin off solos on my ayn stratocaster Fumigating your ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hey children, let me teach you another lesson
I cut more cheese than than a delicatessen
just like katrina, my winds are gale force
i'm flying high and dropping bombs like air force,
i'm highly trained in the gaseous arts
my favorite card is the queen o' fearts
i prefer my own brand because the smell is so nice,
if i could bottle my scent it would sell like old spice
i'm making throats choke and making eyes sting
nobody messes with the porcelain king

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you're too good at this

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i've found my muse!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Holy crap, this one is even funnier! LOL.

I think I have one on deck soon.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

a rap, not a crap.

iwz iwz

on the ... upper deck?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

that would be really rude.

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