hey children, let me teach you another lesson
I cut more cheese than than a delicatessen
just like katrina, my winds are gale force
i'm flying high and dropping bombs like air force,
i'm highly trained in the gaseous arts
my favorite card is the queen o' fearts
i prefer my own brand because the smell is so nice,
if i could bottle my scent it would sell like old spice
i'm making throats choke and making eyes sting
nobody messes with the porcelain king
you're too good at this
i've found my muse!
Holy crap, this one is even funnier! LOL.
I think I have one on deck soon.
a rap, not a crap.