sewer grate/popsicle poop/spa mask hairy frenchfries/nunchucks fart/aroma therapy

my legs will never be fashioned into nunchuks!

lol, your legs are hairy french fries?? they're not that bad

I don't think so either. On the other hand, this man ^^^ arose from the dinner table in mixed company and tightened his trouser leg like a legging to make his case. I ALMOST DIED lol!

i have killer thighs

But can you crush walnuts with yours??? ;)

without a doubt. they are like iron.