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fivezero Dec 9, 2008

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... http://www.whoppervirgins.com/

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

the diarrhea those poor people must have had

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

imagine eating perfectly healthy, organic food for your entire life and then wreaking havoc on your system with fast food?

iwz iwz ·

mmmm tasty. i guess there's only a first time once :(

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

Burger King to Whopper Virgins: "Oh? Are you untainted by advertising and processed food? Well, he's a taste of our CULTURE OF CREEPING DEATH! EAT ITTT AND SAY THANK YOUUU!"

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