Mine is also fart related! I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works ...

Here's the solution to that one... Don't go to the bathroom when others are in there. I purposely wait till stalls are empty at work. You're idea just lost a lot of zeros. It's down to $5.99. LOL