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iwz Mar 24, 2009

Mine is also fart related! I want a toilet that has a built in silencer. So you don't have to hear people in the restroom going to town. Also so they can't hear you. I already know who #2 works ...

superhero Mar 24, 2009

first off, i always sit. regardless of whether i'm peeing or pooping, i sit. it cuts down on noise signficantly. number two (haha), i always turn on the water while i'm going. let everyone think...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

this makes perfect sense.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

This is a good alternative, but it just covers over the sound, rather than eliminating it. I use Matt's method when I pee, but for #2, I'll turn on the fan and pray for the best.

Its almost like deodorant vs. arm pit removal.

That's a joke.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

no todd, you THINK that's a joke, but that is the most amazing idea i've ever heard! who needs armpits!? seriously. they provide no medical function whatsoever as far as I know, and all they do is get sweaty and smelly. I think arm pit removal could become a lucrative business for plastic surgeons!

iwz iwz

come right up and get your new armpit mounds! they're the hot new thing!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

LOL, you're gonna sell the arm pits we cut out?

iwz iwz

ew gross!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

armpit mounds? like the candy "mounds", only armpit flavor?

iwz iwz

mm delicious!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i want a carbon fiber armpit

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

oo, that'll cost ya

theremin thereminOG 2002

This is why they started doing the lucrative business of botox for armpits. So armpits can be kept.

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