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punkprincess Nov 14, 2001

hey missa taliban -- osoma binladin (sing that to hey mr tally man tally me banana)

tpham Nov 14, 2001

yea so i read somewhere that only 2 percent of women have their ideal man at under 5'7 ... i'm 5'5.. BUMMMER... hmm.. but i'm close to 5'7 where 50 percent of women believe thats their ideal man.. ...

g.f.s.rocks Nov 14, 2001

Hey what is the percentage for good looking men who are 6' or taller??

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think that we throw that average way off, and ian too

iwz iwz

and adam and bg and larry and many many others. i'd say the percentage is 100%

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yea but you tall men make it hard fer us SHORT girls.... UGH! dancing is so hard! arms all the way stretched out JUST so you can put yer hand on his shoulder... so annoying!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey Punk, you should get stilts next time you dance with a tall guy, it would make it a lot easier...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

actually this is pretty funny, at the formal party out in PA, no joke, the TALLEST guy there asked me (theSHORTEST girl there) to dance. THe first dance i didnt have any shoes on. so i was soooo short. Then that same guy comes up to me and he's like since we didnt get to dance the whole song before, why dont you get your shoes on, and we can dance this song. So hurtfully (me feet were KILLING me) i put on my 5 inch shoes. And, yea it was much better, but my poor feet :*(!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I reallized that a lot of girls take off their shoes at weddings...wouldnt it be easier to get comfortable shoes or is it all about the style of the shoes... I never understood that.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

beauty=pain. imagine being on your toes five inches above normal... wouldnt YOUR feet hurt? plus... its DEF style, cuz usually comfortable fancy shoes are soooo ugly.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I see, you know, they should come out with comfortable in-style shoes, that way it would be more comfortable for you guys. Plus, having your toes on an angle doesnt seem so fun. Dont your feet get all black and dirty after you have been dancing all night?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you have NO idea how much pain i am in constantly.

C
chikviciousOG 2001

so true...when ya think about it people only really notice ur shoes when you first arrive at the party/wedding..after an hour or so no one cares. So it only makes sence to wear the most stylish shoes then take them off and be comfy.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

s'actly! i just went to a wedding this past weekend... 1/2 way through, i took my shoes off... it made dancing with micah a whole lot harder... but, HEY! i was comfortable! lol

iwz iwz punkprincess

micah is her pet cat.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 iwz

ROOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLL! oh man that made me laugh so hard! and im at WORK! hahahahahahhahaa...lolololol

lol!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

why dont you GROW already!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

once you get too tall though, it's not 100%, look at randy johnson, he's 6 foot 7, and he's BUTT UGLY

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

This is true, but he is one hell of a pitcher!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ugh, dont you mean heck?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

umm, yeah...one heck of a pitcher!

tpham tphamOG 2001

the results 40 percent 6 feet above ideal

50 percent 5 feet 7 to 5 feet 11 ideal

10 percent 5 feet 7 and below IDEAL

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

well, at least Im Ideal cause Im in the 40% category!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ahh, phew! I'm the ideal man!! I was worried there for a sec.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah i'm sure that's what girls think. "wow, he's 5 foot 9! perfect! he's IDEAL! i dont care if he looks like a shaved hyena's butt! he's 5 foot 9!"

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! hahahha that was so funny! thanks for giving the guys a little insight into the female mind! hehe

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, glad you appreciated it. and dean, i wasn't referring to you specifically, i was just talking in general.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey, but if you really do have good looks and taller than 5' 9", then your IDeal...what do you say about that??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

i say....you still have no chance......lol!! im sorry, it was just too easy! hahahah

Thanks for the encouragment... but I have a better chance now then i did when I was 5'5"

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yer just jealous.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

joke, dude. wrap everything I say in <sarcasm> tags.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, i know... i was trying to make it even FUNNIER!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

you failed.

deanh77 deanh77Founder

I think calling me a hyena's butt caught me off guard.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder deanh77

lol, i wasn't calling YOU a hyena's butt. i was just saying that as an example of what girls look for in a guy. they don't care what he looks like, as long as he's 5'9

deanh77 deanh77Founder thefunkyfresh

what? they want guys who look like hyena's butts now? geeze, I'll never win!

no! they just want em 5'9! so you're IN!

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