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Rambo Vs. Taliban?

g.f.s.rocks by g.f.s.rocks · Nov 13, 2001 · Laugh · 821 views

According to the National Enquirer, "The London Daily Times is reporting that Sylvester Stallone is currently at his home in Miami working on a script for a fourth Rambo movie -- and this time, it's John Rambo vs. the leaders of the Taliban.

This wouldn't be the first time Stallone's character has been in Afghanistan -- in Rambo III, he joined with Afghan fighters against Russian invasion and went behind Soviet battle lines to save a friend and former superior officer.

According to the New York Post's Page Six, Bob Weinstein of Miramax Films said, of another Rambo installment: 'We'd love nothing more than for Stallone to be involved. We think it's a billion-dollar property.'

Billion-dollar, indeed -- Stallone's three Rambo and five Rocky films have generated a combined revenue total of over $2 billion."

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g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Who would be up to seeing another Rambo movie?

magnum magnumOG 2001

I didnt even bother with the first ones. And his last movie was just as bad. He's goin into the actors graveyard with burt reynolds :)

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Thats true, Burt Reynolds needs to give up... I dont think any movies he will do in the future would be a hit. What was his last movie? Does anyone remember?

iwz iwz

I think it was Smokey and the Bandit. good one! ahaha

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeahhhhhhhh! smokey and the bandit movies were the best! i didn't know that was burt reynolds in those!

iwz iwz

never saw any rambo movies... the last stalone movie i even saw was "Daylight"... i liked it, but do you think he could pull off the role of Rambo again? i mean is he really as in shape as he used to be?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Well, I saw Driven...which stunk horribly, but he seemed to be in shape for that movie and in cliffhanger he seemed to be in shape, but I think he could pass off as Rambo again...I wouldnt want to see it if it wasnt him, its like seeing Rocky and him being played by another actor, who would want to see that?

magnum magnumOG 2001

Uhh sniff sniff saw driven, it was the most horrible moment in my life. I cant't even think about it anymore!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

me either, but i liked the rocky movies that I saw... I - III

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

eye of the tiger..."the rocky song"? lol i know rambo isnt rocky...but that just made me remember that silly thing :)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

I dont watch rambo movies, they are violent... i just watch the weather channel 24/7

magnum magnumOG 2001

Actually the channel that just lists tv show times with the cool elevator music in the bakground is the best tv channel!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I was watching TV the other day. ( I've got basic cable) and when I popped onto that channel with all the listings, they had this special on TNT I belive, it was a promotion for HBO or Cinemax, one of those premium cable stations and they were providing a free movie to watch without commercials...too bad the movie was bounce...I think that was it, You know the movie with Gwyneth Paltrow and Ben Afflek. I thought the IDea was nice, too bad it was a chick movie.

magnum magnumOG 2001

Someones not in touch with there feminine side... Tsk tsk tsk.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I got enough of my feminine side by ready the maxi pad story, I just dont like chick flicks that much...like anything with Julia Roberts. I like her as an actress, dont get me wrong she was great in the pelican brief and in Pretty Woman, but it seems that she somehow has been catergorized as the chick flick actress.

magnum magnumOG 2001

WHAT? I'll watch julia roberts movies all day if they are on :P Well maybe not but some of them. Im not a avid chick flick watcher here but umm some of them are ok and for some reason alot of girls like watching those type of movies dunno why that would be.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I dont know what it is about Chick flicks that get girls into them. Like, they are either a movie that the chicks all cry at, which wouldnt make me watch it, or its a movie about a girl getting with a guy in some "cute" and "dreamable" way... I dont get it either

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

what? there are plenty of AWESOME guys that APPRECIATE those kinda movies. ok who here doesnt like first knight...that was a so-called "chick movie" but it still had alota action and violence, all the things guys like and it was a love story at the same time! so awesome...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

right on!

magnum magnumOG 2001 tesoro

i thought that movie was kinda cool, and you know what i dont care how people think of me cause of what movies i watch. So there!

iwz iwz tesoro

haha, it was so funny the other night. i was at my girlfriend's house, and we were all watching The Mummy Returns. Her dad was complaining about all the girly stuff thrown in. It was hilarious cause that movie is like non-stop action, with like kisses and displays of love very infrequently. He kept saying how he hated it, and mikayla kept saying that that was what she looked forward too in the movie. hahaha

magnum magnumOG 2001 iwz

Those lil pigme's or whatever they are called were hot. They were the best part of that movie. As for the rest of the movie, BLAH!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder iwz

i never saw it, but i heard it was gay

tpham tphamOG 2001 iwz

did you say " milkyutters" ?

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder tesoro

I think that movie ROCKED!!! I think that guy is cooler in 10 things i hate about you.. which.. i know.. i confess.. i think is an awesome movie, even though its a chick flick

iwz iwz rocksupastar

haha dude, they're talking about "First Knight" not "A Knight's Tale"

magnum magnumOG 2001 iwz

Ugh a knights tale i heard about that movie. Stupid idea and just a plain stupid movie!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder magnum

it actually wasnt THAT bad, but its not worth seeing twice.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder iwz

hahaha.. MORON!! get it right!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder iwz

NO UR STOOOPIOD!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 rocksupastar

LOL! so funny... wrong movie...but yea, that guy is soooo unbelivably good looking :)

iwz iwz punkprincess

yeah, so completely unbelievably ridiculously, ridiculously good looking

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 iwz

lol ok there zoooolander! haha

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 rocksupastar

i wasnt too crazy about a knights tale, it kinda bothered me that they put modern stuff into waht was supposta be an old movie...thats why FIRST KNIGHT rocked!! :)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the only julia roberts movie i really liked was "notting hill", because it shows that it IS possible. (are you reading this britney?)

magnum magnumOG 2001

You want to marry hugh grant? Thats kinda scary.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder magnum

no! and not julia roberts either! honestly, i'm not really attracted to her at all, except for in that movie.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Possible for what?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder g.f.s.rocks

possible for britney spears to walk into my life, and live happily ever after.

magnum magnumOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

You'd pick that skank over julia roberts? WOW.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 magnum

Julia over Brittney are you ok? I would defintly pick Brittney over Julia..man you must really like Julia.

magnum magnumOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

No just prefer non skanky girls that are fake as can be. I thought she was ok for awhil and have realized the err of my ways.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 magnum

I see, hence the whol " She's not innocent" story recently written on eZabel. Good point...

magnum magnumOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

There is alot of girls better lookin that julia though... I like somethin with a little better of a image then britneys though.

iwz iwz magnum

i know the girl for you. christina aguilera. oh yes.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder iwz

noooooooo! she is totally NASTY

magnum magnumOG 2001 iwz

No thanks dont like anorexic girls.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder g.f.s.rocks

exactly. if you read this post, you'll find my true feelings on the subject

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hey missa taliban -- osoma binladin (sing that to hey mr tally man tally me banana)

tpham tphamOG 2001

yea so i read somewhere that only 2 percent of women have their ideal man at under 5'7 ... i'm 5'5.. BUMMMER... hmm.. but i'm close to 5'7 where 50 percent of women believe thats their ideal man.. so ..

deanh77 deanh77Founder

oh man! I'm 5'10 1/2" Whatever am I to do!!! I'm 3 1/2 inches away from being the ideal man! I'm too tall, ughg life just isn't fair.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

CRAP, what happens if you are 6'3 and really fat?!?!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey what is the percentage for good looking men who are 6' or taller??

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think that we throw that average way off, and ian too

iwz iwz

and adam and bg and larry and many many others. i'd say the percentage is 100%

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

yea but you tall men make it hard fer us SHORT girls.... UGH! dancing is so hard! arms all the way stretched out JUST so you can put yer hand on his shoulder... so annoying!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Hey Punk, you should get stilts next time you dance with a tall guy, it would make it a lot easier...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

actually this is pretty funny, at the formal party out in PA, no joke, the TALLEST guy there asked me (theSHORTEST girl there) to dance. THe first dance i didnt have any shoes on. so i was soooo short. Then that same guy comes up to me and he's like since we didnt get to dance the whole song before, why dont you get your shoes on, and we can dance this song. So hurtfully (me feet were KILLING me) i put on my 5 inch shoes. And, yea it was much better, but my poor feet :*(!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I reallized that a lot of girls take off their shoes at weddings...wouldnt it be easier to get comfortable shoes or is it all about the style of the shoes... I never understood that.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

beauty=pain. imagine being on your toes five inches above normal... wouldnt YOUR feet hurt? plus... its DEF style, cuz usually comfortable fancy shoes are soooo ugly.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

I see, you know, they should come out with comfortable in-style shoes, that way it would be more comfortable for you guys. Plus, having your toes on an angle doesnt seem so fun. Dont your feet get all black and dirty after you have been dancing all night?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder punkprincess

you have NO idea how much pain i am in constantly.

C
chikviciousOG 2001 punkprincess

so true...when ya think about it people only really notice ur shoes when you first arrive at the party/wedding..after an hour or so no one cares. So it only makes sence to wear the most stylish shoes then take them off and be comfy.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 chikvicious

s'actly! i just went to a wedding this past weekend... 1/2 way through, i took my shoes off... it made dancing with micah a whole lot harder... but, HEY! i was comfortable! lol

iwz iwz punkprincess

micah is her pet cat.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 iwz

ROOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLL! oh man that made me laugh so hard! and im at WORK! hahahahahahhahaa...lolololol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder punkprincess

lol!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

why dont you GROW already!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

once you get too tall though, it's not 100%, look at randy johnson, he's 6 foot 7, and he's BUTT UGLY

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

This is true, but he is one hell of a pitcher!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ugh, dont you mean heck?

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

umm, yeah...one heck of a pitcher!

tpham tphamOG 2001

the results 40 percent 6 feet above ideal

50 percent 5 feet 7 to 5 feet 11 ideal

10 percent 5 feet 7 and below IDEAL

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

well, at least Im Ideal cause Im in the 40% category!

deanh77 deanh77Founder

ahh, phew! I'm the ideal man!! I was worried there for a sec.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah i'm sure that's what girls think. "wow, he's 5 foot 9! perfect! he's IDEAL! i dont care if he looks like a shaved hyena's butt! he's 5 foot 9!"

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

LOLOL!!!!!!!!!! hahahha that was so funny! thanks for giving the guys a little insight into the female mind! hehe

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder tesoro

haha, glad you appreciated it. and dean, i wasn't referring to you specifically, i was just talking in general.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Hey, but if you really do have good looks and taller than 5' 9", then your IDeal...what do you say about that??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

i say....you still have no chance......lol!! im sorry, it was just too easy! hahahah

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

Thanks for the encouragment... but I have a better chance now then i did when I was 5'5"

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 thefunkyfresh

yer just jealous.

deanh77 deanh77Founder thefunkyfresh

joke, dude. wrap everything I say in <sarcasm> tags.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder deanh77

haha, i know... i was trying to make it even FUNNIER!

deanh77 deanh77Founder thefunkyfresh

you failed.

deanh77 deanh77Founder thefunkyfresh

I think calling me a hyena's butt caught me off guard.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder deanh77

lol, i wasn't calling YOU a hyena's butt. i was just saying that as an example of what girls look for in a guy. they don't care what he looks like, as long as he's 5'9

deanh77 deanh77Founder thefunkyfresh

what? they want guys who look like hyena's butts now? geeze, I'll never win!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder deanh77

no! they just want em 5'9! so you're IN!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i just wanted the 90'th comment.

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

id personally like to see Rambo Vs Martha Stewart

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

that would be a goodie!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Martha Stewart is so pathetic...who actually buys her stuff? Or does her recipie things?

magnum magnumOG 2001

Martha Stewart would OWN RAMBO. She would make him cry like a little girl!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

First off....(YEAH TINA POSTING #100!!!!) Martha Stewart would make anyone cry...have you seen the girl?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

hahaha CONGRATS!!!!!!! lol :)

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

i do

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Really, what have you bought or what have you made?

J
jollycandymanOG 2001

i bought her entire selection of bathroom towels and made over 300 types of carrrot cake

iwz iwz

hahah, you crack me up. hey, Mr. Candy Man, when you are replying to a comment, click on the [Reply To This Comment] link underneath the one you're replying to.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

If you bought her bathroom towels, did you see she was modeling it herself?

tpham tphamOG 2001

yo don't dis martha stewart her pillows are PHENONMOMENENLNELLLALLL ..

so comfy

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Serious? I wouldnt really know, I never bought anything of her, I just dont like the way she promotes herself and her products

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

stop trying to promote YOURself and YOUR story! lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

ROFL! yes jahanna tell him like it is!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

promote myself? Im not promoting anything, just that I dont like Martha Stewart...what is this a tag team, its like you have to compete with the Tinner & Jahanna team to get anywhere in this place...

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

GET anywhere?? just where do you think you're gonna get...need i remind you...this is a website, not a space shuttle.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

lol amen ty pham!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 punkprincess

LOL! tina, did you read my name and think it was ty!?! hahahhaha

it was meeeeeee!!!!!!!! TESORO

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 tesoro

I think she did...lol

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 tesoro

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i see T and i just go for whoever... if i guess the right one im happy! lol i didnt even realize sorry!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 punkprincess

Its ok, no need to apologize

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

yes, we're the tinner and janner tag team. lol

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

you see...you two are everywhere...need I say more??

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 g.f.s.rocks

I guess you cant post comments here after the 13th of December??

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