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jollycandyman Dec 13, 2001

I want to be one of those old guys who yell at people to get off his driveway.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

HAHAHA!! yeah me too... and i want to have a my own golf cart too, just so i can drive it around when i go accross the street to visit my pet grass.

tpham tphamOG 2001

i just want to be old.. so that i can have a cool marble cane.. and beat passerby's on the street.. and then start jumping on them like i have epilepsy... and maybe at that time i'll be eating chicken.. so they will have a piece

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nine9starOG 2001

hm okay have u ever thought of checkin urself into looney hotel??

magnum magnumOG 2001

i think hes goin for the shockvalue thing....

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nine9starOG 2001

yeah as always :)

tpham tphamOG 2001

so what ? are you say that when i'm old.. i won't be doing those things ? well just to spite you.. I WILL !

tpham tphamOG 2001

I'll even do it now ! just wait until i get a marble cane

magnum magnumOG 2001

here have mine and make sure you get it on video. Id do the same thing if i had a cane, cause it sounds like fun!

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