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mandie Dec 6, 2001

This story kind of reminds me of this joke my dad told me last night: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? hand her a snow shovel. get it? that's totally WRONG. shoveling snow is de...

tpham Dec 6, 2001

oh don't get me started on femal jokes.. i have tons.. and i love them here's one : What do you do when your dishwasher stops working ? You SMACK HER

g.f.s.rocks Dec 6, 2001

How about this one: Why are womens feet so small?? Cause they fit better under the sink!

nine9star Dec 6, 2001

Och - i dont have small feet rofl

g.f.s.rocks Dec 6, 2001

How about this one? A blonde and a brunette jump off a building...who lands first? The brunette, cause the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!!!! HAHAHA

rocksupastar Dec 6, 2001

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tesoro Dec 6, 2001

awwww, poor mike...your so sick that ur delirioius....you find GIACOMO funny! hahahah i kill me.

g.f.s.rocks Dec 6, 2001

Very funny Gianna, that was low...hey I can be funny...Im serious!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

Hey... i think he is funny ALL the time... you ROCK man!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Thanks Man...someone supports my humor here!! You ROCK more rock supastar!!

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