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skaorsk8 May 2, 2003

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs and stuck to a wall?? Art.

hunkpapap May 2, 2003

what do you call the limbs of a man with no arms and legs stuck to a wall? Pieces of Art....

skaorsk8 May 4, 2003

hahah i'm thinking you and i have a similar sense of humor...

hunkpapap May 5, 2003

What do you call a man with no arms and legs on hot asphalt? FLIP!!!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

What do you call a legless and armless boy on a baseball team? First base!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a legless and armless guy floating in the water? Bob!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a one-legged hooker? Eileen!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

what do u call a man with no arms and no legs in some leaves? russel!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt!

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

what do you call two men with no arms and no legs hanging in your window? Curt 'n' Rod...

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a girl with one leg who's asian? Irene!

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

so wrong on two different levels. I like it. gotta remember that one.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in HOT water? STEW!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a dog with no legs? u can't! he won't come!

theremin thereminOG 2002 ·

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that stunts allergies? Hank.

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs under a car? Ax3l!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs on a piano? BRIAN!! hahahahaha

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you need more sleep

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

i don't get it    

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

dont worry there was nothing to get

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

or JACK!!!!

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

what do u call a guy with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? Bill!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

ohhh my GOODNESS!! BLEEEEECHHAHAHHA

ok4now ok4nowOG 2002 ·

bleech?    

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