You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frankie, Joey, Mikey, or Louie. <- haha besides the last two those are all my grandmothers brothers names, as well as a few uncles and cousins.

You have relatives who aren't really your relatives. <- yup they just were given the term cousin or uncle or whatever

You have relatives you don't speak to. <- oh yes definitely, some relatives werent spoken to for decades at a time over trivial little fights

altho she'd deny it my sister chased me with a metal straining spoon once...she'd deny it because i fought back and the tip stabbed her