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malibu Jun 11, 2003

"talking to women who were as fake as the clean air in nj". hahahah that's awesome. very true.

ekulu Jun 11, 2003

i dont get it tho

malibu Jun 11, 2003

in case you didn't know, jersey is the home of oil and petrolum refineries and there is no clean air here.

skaorsk8 Jun 11, 2003

HEY not true! ok there is plenty of crap in central jersey but north jersey is decent! from like, ridgewood and north. not paramus. ick.

forrestina Jun 12, 2003

what about jose from hackensack?? the sack is da bomb

ekulu Jun 12, 2003

i didnt know that in hackensack was the place where they make m&ms

thefunkyfresh Jun 12, 2003

HACKETTSTOWN!! not hackensack. everybody does that. where are you from? hacketsstown. hackensack? no, it's actually hackettstown. oh, i've heard of hackensack. no its... nevermind.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahahaha. it's funny. makes me laaaugh...you should explain that there are a lot more cows in hackettstown than in hackensack. and not as many cheesecake factories.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do you care, you can't eat cheesecake anyway

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what kelly, you're mad because i refuse to listen to your stupid band again. go play in some people's basements.

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