awww, sorry.but cmon, detail, details! and pictures!

you did this for the convention, didn't you?? well, let me say that women are not attracted to kid n' play. not since the 80s.

so you're gonna say something about HIS haircut and not mine??

you got a haircut?? can't say i noticed.

arrrr how rude!

you know.. i can never notice when a girl gets her haircut.. unless she gets it cut to her neck like wat britney spears did

well i cut off more than four inches you think that would be noticable!

four inches is so huge for a girl. i had mine down to the bottom on my stomach and got it cut above my chest. it was 5 inches. and it seems like its the shortest thing in the world now.

see i refuse the excuse "i didn't notice"

it depends on how long you were talking to a person. if you only saw them for like 4 minutes and they didn't notice, that's excusable. but if it was longer than 10 and they didn't say anything. ...

did you see that dan??

yes and i do NOT recall a conversation of more than 4 minutes IN A LIT PLACE. malibu please tell her that it's ok i didn't notice.

okay wait a second you rode with us into the city and you couldn't see my short hair? you are SO not getting away with this mister!

i think you have a lot of issues regarding this....i'm getting worried.

haha i'll be the one to actually say it...i just have issues

**thinks to himeself "a woman with issues..this is new"**** i'm sorry...how can i explain i have no inner monologue??

a man with no inner monologue?? wow there's something you don't come across everyday

holy crap...ok...i am actually laughing...how about... "hi, my name is forreste, and I try to fatten up everyone i know!"

you so set that one up buddy! and what can i say if you don't want a ham or my biscotti that's your loss.

(this is going to be like 20,000 leagues to a girl fight) "hi, my name is forreste, and i like to drive 400 miles to see 10 seconds of a concert!"

"hi, my name is dan, and i like to make forreste late to a concert that's 400 miles away"

(yeah ok it was all your fault!) "hi, my name is forreste, and I need other people to install my speakers so i don't have to listen to AM radio"

"hi, my name is dan, and i like sclub7 so much that i stole the cd from forreste" (i'm not ashamed to say i like sclub7)

(dude cerrato stole that and put it in my case!) "hi my name is forreste and i'm not allowed to park in my driveway, on my street, or even in my town"

"dude my name is dan can i ride with you everywhere"

(shut up i'm sure i drove you somewhere!) "hi my name is forreste and my parents are making me move to a place where directions consist of 'turn left at the big tree'! Forreste: "but you will come...

"hi my name is dan and i already live in such a place Dan: you're lost oh turn around and make a left yeah i gotta go"

(hahahah your one friend got lost for 2 hours trying to leave my house...charlotte? what a moron!) "hi my name is forreste and my dad is a boy-hating trekkie!"

(i'm sorry do i know her) "hi my name is dan and my father doesn't exist"

(he does exist he is just always busy being away on business trips and creating clear soap) "hi my name is forreste and i send large amounts of cookies overseas to starving kids in England who are...

you're dad is tyler durden? would that make you dan durden?

what? what are you talking about? i'm confused.