I volunteered to make vegan chili for you guys friday cause I truly believed you were lactose intolerant. (sorry, dan, guess the joking got out of hand). but relax, mike convinced me not to make ...

wait, why vegan chili?? i like meat! i'm not jahanna!

Jahanna doesnt like meat??

nope. she's a vegan. she smells like meat though.

That means she doesnt drink milk either...right?

True veagan's don't drink milk, eat eggs, or anything animal related. My sister is a veagan, when she comes home dinner is fun.

will she eat honey?

Wow... thats a good one! So does she?

Interesting..I don't know! i know she used to, maybe she does because it doesn't hurt the bees?

yeah but milking a cow or using chicken eggs doesn't hurt them! i dunno, i've heard that some hardcore vegans won't even eat honey

no i think its bee barf