Delicious Foods That skaorsk8 Can't Eat
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As we all know, our good friend skaorsk8 is
lactose intolerant. In layman's terms, this means that he can't
enjoy the creamy goodness of ice cream, the beefy deliciousness of a Philly
cheese steak, or the lip-smacking lusciousness of a good old fashioned
piece of pizza. So I thought, what better way to appreciate
skaorsk8's uniqueness than to name all of the yummy food's we can think of
that he is unable to enjoy?? BEGIN!
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hey that waitress is a cutey
if you can't have cheese, you can't have quesadillas.. those are the bomb
Cherry Yogurt!
Fresh mozerrella with sun dried tomatoes
Cheddar cheese (or GRILLED CHEESE)
oh man, i feel sorry for someone who misses out on grilled cheese
yeah, man, i totally hear that. Dan just better pack it up and call it a life..
i hate you all. every last one of you. this is the last time I am going to say this.
I AM NOT LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!!!
i know i know... i couldn't resist! anyway we kid because we love. i'm not supposed to eat dairy either, i have to though
what are you then?
allergic to milk!! come on now!
nice try buddy, what do you take us for?
OH MAN!!! SOOOOOOO FUNNY! I love this props to matt for this story.
ok. i'm going to go along with this. my favorite food that i can not eat is kraft macaroni and cheese. one time i had it when alyssa made it, and then went to the bathroom. it was UNBELIEVEABLE! like, all cheezy, and good...and then i was sick. and my mom knew why. i'm not so bright, sometimes.
dan, when i was a young'n i couldn't eat ice cream i remember crying cuz i could only have soy milk. I have since built up a considerable tolerance to everything not along the lines of quattro formaggio....
you guys SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! you know how hard it is not to be able to eat that stuff? hmmm, a moment of luscious creamy cheesecake=several hours of wanting to barf and headaches. i want pizza so bad and i caved a couple of weeks ago. 2 days of being ill. but sometimes it's worth it
HAHAHHAHA! oh my word, this was so good Matt! and so mean at the same time. hahahhaha hysterical.
pizza definitely tops the list for me... also cream cheese, or mozzarella or parmesian cheese with most italian food. and ICE CREAM!! mmmm... forgetaboutit
CHEESECAKE
haha chocolate chip with oreo cookie crust right?
chocolate cheesecake...
i make that but it's frozen german chocolate cheesecake
ben and jerry's phish food is the best ice cream.
sherbert, i LOVE sherbert.. but everyone at my place when i got it, made fun of me.. its good though... MAD good!
rainbow sherbert mmmmm
chickens real good. i like chicken.
ooooh ooooh .... TUNA MELTS!! amazing stuff. also in st. thomas last summer i went to this place called "udder delight" that specialized in milkshakes... HOLY CRAP they were so good. they had some alcoholic, some not, but all the ones i tried were amazing
goolash.. hungarian goulash is good.
POLLY-Os STRING CHEESE! and and and Laughing Cow Gouda Cheese!
haha, smoked gouda is so good...thats my second favorite cheese. i'm a big fan of cheese.
wait! my mom gets me sheep's milk gouda! i can be part of this conversation!! it's my 3rd favorite cheese!
"i just love polyester string cheese"
oh, is that right?
little girl in my cong told me that
ok. I am going to start fighting back.
Dan's List of Acceptable Cheeses.
Keep in mind, none of these involve cow's milk. Hence, they are safe.
1. Pecorino Remano. (I can't spell this.)
2. Feta. (REAL feta. It's made from sheep. Betcha didn't know that.)
3. Spanish Monchechgo. (I really can't spell that.)
4. Tofu slices. (Ok it's not cheese but I pretend it is).
5. Buffalo Mozzerella. (Yeah, you try not to think about where it came from. I had Buffalo Mozzeralla Calzone in Rome, it was UNBELIEVEABLE. Soo good.)
Ok, it's a short list. so sue me.
dan how good is feta! you can't eat ricotta salad(sp?)? i thought it's from goat's milk...
hahah. i don't think it is.
tofu is garbage! don't let anyone be fooled by dan hill. it is really just cut up little sponges.
i like tofu in my hot and sour soup! tons of scallions too.
In Dan's defense, if cooked properly tofu is actually quite good.
my skool used to make hamburger meat out of tofu
jahanna, that is completely unfair....you cant put down penna a la vodka...thats MY favorite dinner...you know i get it every single place i go....therefore....i recind jahanna's comment and take it for my own...
tinser: penne a la vodka
i hear Jahanna likes vodka a la vodka with a vodka slushy on the side. crazy drinkin' italians. and i hear theres all italians up in this joint, thats why you all always sound drunk!
vodka is actually pretty gross..but i dont think there's any such thing as penne alla SoCo.
HAHHAHAHAHAH...this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while. i love me some southern comfort. straight. while playing halo. every time you die, you take a shot. sooo good.
You must get drunk real easily....
yeah. because i drink like once a year. i'm not embarrased to admit that.
I mean you must get drunk easily, because you die the most in the game...
oh. i don't play halo anyway. show up tomorrow, i'll school you in tony hawk.
Look at your previous comments, you just said you do play halo...
ok i play to get killed. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.
How do you play?
listen, i'm not approving your story. leave me alone. sicko.
What are you talking about? Your the one who is lactose intolerant!!
haha i found that quite humorous
don't forget the refreshing taste of buttermilk! lip-smackin' goodness.
or CHOCOLATE MILK!
ok, i don't get it. are u mocking my sarcasm or do u really hate chocolate milk?
no i love chocolate milk.
i'll take that to mean u love buttermilk, then
matt is buttermilk, he's white. like rice.
white like rice
and hot like butter
his lips are smoothe
when he's callin for his mother
no i'm white like white chocolate
you know what i like.. i like dog meat. it's crispy. yea.. my people rule. ok and by "dog meat" i really mean.. " barbeque corn chips" thos things are soooo good. many men wish death upon me.
I volunteered to make vegan chili for you guys friday cause I truly believed you were lactose intolerant. (sorry, dan, guess the joking got out of hand). but relax, mike convinced me not to make the chili. so order pizza and enjoy the lactose!!!!!
I was being nice, i didnt want you to have to make all that food, sheesh, just trying to help out!
I know, baby. it's cool
He's not....then whats with all the comments that he is....fooled me!
they are alll LIAAAAARS! humpadink humpadink humpadink!
wait, why vegan chili?? i like meat! i'm not jahanna!
Jahanna doesnt like meat??
nope. she's a vegan. she smells like meat though.
That means she doesnt drink milk either...right?
True veagan's don't drink milk, eat eggs, or anything animal related. My sister is a veagan, when she comes home dinner is fun.
will she eat honey?
Wow... thats a good one! So does she?
Interesting..I don't know! i know she used to, maybe she does because it doesn't hurt the bees?
yeah but milking a cow or using chicken eggs doesn't hurt them! i dunno, i've heard that some hardcore vegans won't even eat honey
no i think its bee barf
wow... how'd that happen? 2 #74s
whoa! GLITCH!!!!!
weird!
some wont even use toothpaste cause it has gelatin in it i think.
sorry, i must be vulgar for a moment. is honey bee poop?
a real veagen wouldn't because it contains bee parts
ewwwwwww that is vile
oh yeas, and Danner..i'm not gonna come to Boston wednesday...i forgot i told my boss i'd work friday..but i might come just for the w/e after work, if i find someone to come w/ me.
I'll go with you!!
actually, i read a vegan book once that said white sugar was bleached with animal bones and that ketchup contained animal blood. I'm not sure if I believe that, but it was in The Vegan Handbook.
The Vegan Handbook?? There is a guidebook on how to be Vegan? This sounds like a cult to me!
bunch of sickos. next thing you know, they'll have a compound in waco.
Did you hear of the parents who almost killed their newborn child because they were Vegan and they wouldnt feed her milk?? Talk about sicko's!! 100th Comment!!
then what were they feeding her? nothing?
haha, you're a dork..i'm not a vegan. i was vegetarian...i was vegan for like a week. i think it was stupid though. and stop trying to be matt and keith! i dont smell like meat! :)
i do like some meat...anything WHITE. haha ie: chicken.
because you dont eat milk products and I dont eat meat.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
leave dan alone ... just because he has a weak stomach to dairy does'nt make him any diffrent!!! from one brother to another
It's ok Dan..as a child I couldn't drink milk. But I grew out of that..and you didnt.
wait right here. let me get a medal for you.
wow. so funny. just for shock/mean/funny value alone. haha.
dan i think you can eat anything you want. matter of i know that if a hot girl asked you to eat something you normally dont eat youd eat it in a heart beat. LOL
watch it there, punk. you're just mad because sections of your hair are different colors. mr "the sun did it". yeah ok!!
Why is this the top story?? I don't understand. Don't support this kid. He's bad.
its true dad only eats what he wants to!! He just likes to use excuses. LOL LOL HEHE HEHE
hey man. i don't think that's true.