honestly, i dont think we have any other option. it's gotta be jurassic park.
okay, i'm gonna jump...1.....2....TIM! NO TIM! (lex sobs)...
big tim...the human piece of toast.
okay....my turn:
Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
that doesnt look very scary to me, more like a 6 foot turkey.
6 foot turkey ehh? (oh no)
imagine yourself in the early crestaceous period, and you come face to face w/ this 6 foot turkey..you try not to move because you think his visual equity is based on movement, like t-rex..but no...when you look at him...he looks right back at you.
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man.... Woman inherits the earth.
And then God realized that the world is doomed, so he wipes it clean with a world wide epidemic of sports TV 24/7 and no shopping...
"excuse me....are there DINASOURS on this DINASOUR tour??"
yay, dan is playing too....except its..."excuse me, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"
so, my turn: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
"God help us- we're in the hands of engineers."
There's another example. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.
no no no i think he bangs on the camera lens and says what i put