I volunteered to make vegan chili for you guys friday cause I truly believed you were lactose intolerant. (sorry, dan, guess the joking got out of hand). but relax, mike convinced me not to make ...

wait, why vegan chili?? i like meat! i'm not jahanna!

Jahanna doesnt like meat??

nope. she's a vegan. she smells like meat though.

That means she doesnt drink milk either...right?

True veagan's don't drink milk, eat eggs, or anything animal related. My sister is a veagan, when she comes home dinner is fun.

will she eat honey?

a real veagen wouldn't because it contains bee parts

actually, i read a vegan book once that said white sugar was bleached with animal bones and that ketchup contained animal blood. I'm not sure if I believe that, but it was in The Vegan Handbook.

The Vegan Handbook?? There is a guidebook on how to be Vegan? This sounds like a cult to me!

bunch of sickos. next thing you know, they'll have a compound in waco.