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ilikebirds Jul 25, 2003

yea you ever sit there... on the toilet having a great time.. and then you wipe.. and you forget to get toilet paper or your hand just slips.. and you get nice smear action all up to your elbow.......

rocksupastar Jul 25, 2003

im never shaking your hand ever again.... ever.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i never shook his hand. once, i drove his car though.

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