yea you ever sit there... on the toilet having a great time.. and then you wipe.. and you forget to get toilet paper or your hand just slips.. and you get nice smear action all up to your elbow.......
im never shaking your hand ever again.... ever.
i never shook his hand. once, i drove his car though.
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