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ilikebirds Jul 25, 2003

yea you ever sit there... on the toilet having a great time.. and then you wipe.. and you forget to get toilet paper or your hand just slips.. and you get nice smear action all up to your elbow.......

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toxicgirlOG 2003

that is quite possibly the foulest thing i have ever read. up to your elbow? thats extreme sport wiping. i bet you get a rash cuz you wipe so hard.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i have blisters on my fingers. it's nuts. but i'm not sad because i have.... fruit snacks

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i was always partial to the dinosaur shaped fruit snacks...what flavor of fruit snacks do you have?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

starfuit and pomegranite. ok no. but where are those flavors at ? that'd be one jamn good fruit snakc poach. nabisco makes good ones. no matter what flavor every fuit snack popped is a party in your mouth .

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