that was too long to read

i'm sorry dude. i'm just not a very concise person. i'm fairly long-winded even. if at any point you get bored reading what i write, feel free to stop reading and find a pop-up book to look at.

hey, you've been telling me you would write this journal two weeks ago. don't let the english professors get you down, or you will become downtrodden and never write again.

yeah, really! dan doesn't exactly crack the whip, but he gently reminds me of my "assigments."