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ophelia Jul 26, 2003

ophelia Jul 26, 2003

I just uncovered this top secret pic from a confidential hollywood archive...now, this is meant for more than just comic relief, I believe I'm on to something here..i mean, THINK about it, have you...

skaorsk8 Jul 26, 2003

someone here has too much free time. i'm not sure where you got that horrible pic though.

ok4now Jul 26, 2003

too much? c'mon, she just slapped it on the top of the page. now if someone could shrink your head down and crop it onto keaneu's...

tinser Jul 26, 2003

too bad we cant shrink dan's head in REAL LIFE! Now that would be fun!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wow. courtney, i cannot belive you just said that. YOU, of all people, who's body is dispropotinally small when compared to your feet! we are hereby FINISHED as friends. i want my killer whale mural back that i gave you.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

I don't think she was talking about a literal shrinking of your head, I'm assuming she was talking about a figurative shrinking...cause your physical head's not not all that disproportioned....haha, not saying I agree or anything, lol, this is between the two of YOU guys...but, yeah she was definately talking about like ego or whatever...at least I think...ok, continue as you were

tinser tinserOG 2002

hey dan! My feet are not large for my body...i'm average size shoes...7.5 and i'm 5'5....c'mon...most people would say thats average...and i'm not saying your head is unproportioned....no comment on that...i'm just saying...it'd be lots of fun to shrink your head to the size of a pea...it'd look real funny. I do like brians point also....i hadnt thought of that though.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

oh..haha...guess i read into it to much..i tend to do that, search for underlying messages that just aint there...and yes, i agree in full, shrinking his head to the size of a pea would provide amusement..hmmm...wait, don't witch doctors do that?....cause I think i know one...

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

diD you get the "underlyIng" mEssage in this sentence?

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

yes i did and just exactly who is it that you'd like to see croak?..wishing calamity upon your fellow brother eh?..not cool, lol(for those of you who didn't catch i like bird's lil cryptic message, D I & E are uper case...for a reason.)..

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

dId you get this underLing message tOo. diVe into vEal and YOU will pee.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

you're a bit wishy washy now aren't you, haha..first you want me to die..then...ya supposedly love me..lol..lets shoot for some middle ground here..somewhere in between loving and wanting to kill me

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

how about just punching you in the face and saying sorry after everytime i do it. i guess thats middle ground. haha... or we can go fishing.

ophelia opheliaOG 2003

....or we can go fishing while punching eachother in the face and appoligizing to eachother after each time...while simultaneously playing tetris on gameboy and watching emril legasi on the food network...THAT would be a guiness book worthy circumstance if i ever saw one

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ophelia

but did i mention fishing only wearing pants, a t shirt , a hat, and a string tied around each one of our toes... with a hook and worm on the end of the strings.

that way you can lay back on the dock with your feet dangling over.. and when you feel a tug.. you wake up .. and score a fish. now if it's a big fish your toes get ripped off.. so either way. you win.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ilikebirds

it's like, a party on your feet...why pay to play that stupid japanese dancing game when you can just do that...

Dance Dance REVOLUTION!

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