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skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what dude- it's not that great. honestly. you're not missing out on much. you want to skip the steps involved with drinking, yet acheive the same results? sniff glue. ORRRRRR....whenever anyone says anything, laugh hysterically...then get up every two minutes to pee. you dont' buy beer my friend....you only rent it.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

gasoline has a waaaaaaaay better aroma (and paint thinner). elmers glue with the cow on the label just doesn't do it for me. and for goodness sake, you shouldn't engage in underage drinking, especially with nasty gross beer. if you are gonna disobey ceaser's laws, make it worth your while, drink guinness.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Guinness is great, but Bass is more my speed. funny thing--my sister, while she was in england, took a pic of a soda machine and right below the pepsi they were selling BASS! she knew i'd get a kick out of that. she didn't drink any though. however she said she drank like 35357 pints of Speckled Hen. whatever that is.

downwithoppeter downwithoppeterOG 2003

guinness was my beer of choice in my latest 2 weeks of legal drinking in london...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you know, when you were 13 you were PG-13. now that you're older you should change your name to rated-R

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