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tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

man, why can't you guys move to long island...we never have fun like that around here.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

why dont you move out here?

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, db...they live in jerz...don't you live in ny?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

he lives on the border. he is a jersey kid. do not be fooled. he goes to a hall in jersey. works in jersey. and hangs out in jersey.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

nick i thought you worked in ny??

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yo valenti why don't you keep quiet for like TWO SECONDS

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

what does quiet mean? does this mean you want me to take a nap?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yes. go take a nap. and also, i could use a nice cup of hazlenut flavored coffee. with a dash of non-dairy creamer.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

oh you could? yeah i'll get right on that.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

thanks. when you're done, do you mind running my shirts over to the cleaners?? and maybe going to ikea for me? because it's SUCH a pain to find a spot there. thanks. you're a doll!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

how much per hour buddy? i'm a hot commodity.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 · forrestina

i will pay you the exact same rate i pay my little vietnamese friend to wear a gorilla suit and pretend to go beer bowling...1 beer per pin. or, in your case, 1 rice cake for 12 shirts.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 · skaorsk8

haha no more rice cakes for me remember no carbs! make it stalks of celery

malibu malibuOG 2001 · skaorsk8

watching drew carey the other day and mimi was ordered to pick up her bosses's clothes from the cleaner--"but i went there but they had put them on display becuase your wardrobe was inspiration to fashion victems everywhere."

malibu malibuOG 2001 · malibu

the boss goes--"well they haven't displayed any of my clothes since the summer when you were supposed to pick them up."

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

i live in ny hang out in NJ/NY work in NY dan is a fool and i pity him

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

I PITY DA FOO

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

as the great Mr. once said....

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 ·

actually he said it alot of times

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · debassedbassist
togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

that guy's hilarious! i can see him just punching people randomly with those lines of his

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · togatweeter

he mainly throws people but he does use some "jibba-Jabba" occasionally

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

lol yah, and the SNL cartoon parodies of him are funny too

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · togatweeter

lets not forget about kool-aid man now

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003 · debassedbassist

HEY KOOL-AID!!!! OH YEA!!!!

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003 · debassedbassist

hehe! OOOH YEAAAAH!!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i'm sooooooo insulted...courtney dont you remember our "huntington village scam" i think it was mostly matthan and teresa's idea...ahh, woulda been good times..but HELLO turkey football? they just dont DO such assinine things in NJ...only LI can be that lame.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, you are right.....what was i thinking? LI RULES!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

GOOOOOOO..... SHORT KIDS CAMP!! YEA!

theme song: short camp rules! who cares about if we win or lose! we are short! we are short! GOOOOOOO SHORTIES!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

need i remind everyone how much i hate dan...now you'll never know who had dibs!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

hahaha...come on...i've waited two years, and i STILL don't know who had dibs!! ARGH!

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