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thefunkyfresh Aug 7, 2003

don't even talk to me about cds. my car doesn't have a cd player and I AM GOING INSANE. At least i only work two minutes from home. AHHH i always do this. this is rae rae

debassedbassist Aug 7, 2003

haha what are you amish?

raerae Aug 7, 2003

no. just have a crappy car.

debassedbassist Aug 7, 2003

no i think your amish just a bad one with a computer an internet access

fivezero Aug 7, 2003

i love the idea of delinquent young amish or hacidic jew youths. we usually see them fairly reserved and self-segregated, but i'd like to see a movie with some mean young amish or young hacidic je...

fivezero Aug 7, 2003

additionally! i was thinking of a skit in my head where a very upset amish father sits his 17 year old son down [similar to those drug awareness commercials] and says "i've found some...disturbing...

fivezero Aug 8, 2003

now just picture the father being played by will ferrel, the kid played by chris kattan and perhaps throw in tina fey as the mother upset and pacing, wringing her hands.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

hahaha but amish people have beards so the shaving thing is a bit wierd...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

the youngs ones shave until they can grow a proper beard, my son. i think you need to be taken to the woodshed for some chastisement, you undisciplined loud mouthed heathen.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

how do you know so much about amish people?

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toxicgirlOG 2003

Ew, I can't stand the Amish. I live near Lancaster, Pa and it is so annoying becuase (1.) They drive those blasted horse and buggies on the roads, and they put nasty grooves in the roads and the horses aren't litter trained. AND (2.) Tourists from all over come to check out the Amish, they will slow down in the car to take a picture of an Amish kid on a scooter and hold up traffic. For goodness sake, buy a postcard.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

that can't be fun...living near lancaster, i mean. i once wehn there and accused all of them of trying to be jehovah's witnesses, and just not making the cut, and being banished to PA as a result...sounds like a worthy punishment

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

thats the funniest thing ive read all day but im still gonna getchu back sucka!!! YEA SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theremin thereminOG 2002

Only the married Amishmen have the beards.

debassedbassist debassedbassistOG 2003

Yea i forgot about that

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