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debassedbassist Aug 11, 2003

I see we have gotten off topic from this journal JERSEY SUCKS!!!!!

tinser Aug 11, 2003

and jer-z license plates do too!

debassedbassist Aug 11, 2003

whats that smell? Oh wait its Jersey!

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

you two are a real hoot. clearly, someone left the door to the looney bin open.

debassedbassist Aug 11, 2003

well how do you know we dont have internet access here at the asylum?

tinser Aug 11, 2003

yeah, i'm so excited about the new cable modems. I've stopped biting the guards since we got optimum.

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

hahhaha...what a nutcase.

tinser Aug 11, 2003

excuse me. They try to refer to us as "reality challenged" in the center...please refrain from the name calling danhill.

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

WHERE ARE THE SPACES IN MY NAME!!

debassedbassist Aug 11, 2003

you have no spaces

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

yes! i have been here for many many many many years, so i demand spaces!

tinser Aug 11, 2003

umm, does one year really qualify as "many many many years"?

skaorsk8 Aug 11, 2003

listen, you've had a whole lifetime to grow past 5 feet and get a car that isn't a jetta, and you've failed on both counts. PLUS, you're still friends with jahanna. get yourself on track, then we c...

tinser Aug 11, 2003

5'5, navy jetta, and i never called her a friend ;)

tesoro Aug 11, 2003

ohhhhhhhh, that's IT! no more playing with my cat for YOU!

fivezero Aug 11, 2003

that could be taken multiple ways. anyway, tinser, forget her cat. i have cat and shes called Jazzy. you can hold her like a baby.

walkngplaygrnd Aug 11, 2003

Jazzy is CRAZY! but she's always trying to escape, as if you guys are holding her hostage against her will . . .

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

not anymore, bro. we have her hiiiigh as a kite on cat nip, walking around, layin' about, stumbling around doing twirlies like a deranged feline flower child. and also we're getting a kitty! my cousins cat had kittens and we're gettin' the runt. she's totally black with white boots. bless her lil kitty soul.

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003

awwwwwwww . . . really? kitties are SOOOOO cute . . . and for somebody who's not a cat-lover, Rosie sure has warmed up to 'em . . . and maybe u should start callin Jazzy "Jizzle" instead since you have her stoned all the time . . .

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