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ballyhoo Aug 15, 2003

Take her out to an expensive restaurant. Order everything on the menu and say the world is our oyster baby. She orders lots. you eat, drink, have a good time. Then when the bill comes, take a dump ...

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i really like this idea. and believe me it works!

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