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bozo Aug 14, 2003

Dispite all the excellent ideas, heres another one. Use Her. you can get her to do things for you, rub your feet, take out the garbage, mow the yard, and when your done say, "honey, i don't know if...

reaf Aug 15, 2003

ha ha, if she's dumb enough to fall for it, go for it!

fivezero Aug 15, 2003

man-o-man, guys! using girls is so...underrated..

reaf Aug 15, 2003

ha ha, who are you , i dont beleive you use girls as much as you think you do , & that your so vocal about it!

fivezero Aug 15, 2003

Yeaahh, no. I'm joking. I don't use girls ever. It's a pretty heartless practice--to use girls and know it and talk about it. I'm not down with that, Reaf. I'm Brian. What's your name?

reaf Aug 15, 2003

Stef

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and for the record, this all a joke.

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