this story reminds me of an amusing anecdote that my sister related to me, it's a story that jesse tamburri had, of a time he was in an airport bathroom stall. and i guess to get the full effect of the story, you have to hear him tell it, but i guess the essence of it is, that he was in one stall and this other guy was in the stall next to him and they were both farting very loud, in an almost competitive way. when they both left the stalls, i thought there would've been an uncomfortable silence, but instead there was an almost congratulatory conversation, mostly phrases like "nice one!" Anyway, that's disgusting, but i found it funny. ya gotta hear it from the jess man