it's amazing that I haven't commented on this one yet . . .

Why is that amazing?

I just LOVE talking about white people . . . except there aren't any . . . so I guess I'm either talking about nothing usually, or to myself . . . and now I'm confused . . .

Why do you just LOVe talking about white people..and why can I tell you're being sarcastic?

actually, they're my favorite people . . . you see, all growing up, I was "accused" of being white, so I figured, I may as well find out what these people are about since I'm evidently one anyway ....

Accused is in quotes, who are you quoting?

myself, evidently . . . I think that's how I've always explained it to people . . . ever heard of an OREO? (and I'm not talking about the cookie - well, kind of, actually)

you mean black on the outside white on the inside right? i never understood it when people say this. you are who you are. there's no difference as to what you look like because you're not trying...

yes, that is correct - and my defense was always exactly what you said . . . but alas, children can be so cruel . . . all the little urban children were just hateful 'cause I was smarter than all o...

Oh is that why? Maybe they just didn't like you.

but i'm just so darn lovable that I KNOW that wasn't it . . . but I sure didn't like them too much . . . they all wanted to BE me, and they knew it . . . jealousy is NOT a pretty thing . . .

Yeah, as the most perfect girl in the world I understand that completely. Maybe they didn't like your abuse of the "..."

I believe that "..." (though I generally space mine) is called an ellipsis, and since I can't use it in normal writing, I tend to abuse it in my non-essential writing activities, such as email, IM,...

I used to abuse what you call the "ellipsis" as well and it takes a lot of restraint for me not to use it when writing for school. I think it is totally better then a comma and can bridge two sent...