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ilikebirds Sep 4, 2003

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

would having a square face improve shaving, and shaving time? Less cuts, less blood on my meeting shirts, and less time spent??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....

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