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ilikebirds Sep 4, 2003

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

flomojopoanode Sep 4, 2003

If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Further, would I live in fear of people or animals trying to eat me?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money

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